Price: $2 for some paperLocation: Not near your house / apt
Put signs up that says free Beagle puppy...if not adopted soon, will be put to sleep. Then set up voicemail on your phone to say "if you're calling about the puppy, we already put it down. If not, leave a message." -all in a heartless tone.
You will have people crying and saying ridiculous things on your machine to laugh about later.
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